Nudity and embarrassment, one of these is mine today.

Don’t worry, I’ll get to the meat of the story soon but just like making a meat pie I have to start with the crust.

I have a new counselor in Primary with me since my previous counselor moved away so we thought it would be a good time for us to do our annual closet cleaning at the church. I brought my kids and Amaris brought her kids. We got a ton done and it is so nice to know that when I go to church on Sunday and ‘something’ happens I’ll know just where the ‘thing’ is that I need to fix/repair/help that ‘something’.

Anyway, before Amaris got there Jocelyn accidentally got pee on her pants and panties while on the toilet so she was running around half nude for the day. I know, I’m a terrible mother but I figure a little breeze will be great for her skin.

After Amaris left and I was just putting together the garbage (two huge, black, garbage bags worth) Jocelyn, who is now back in her now dry pants, decided that this time she was going to pee in her pants on purpose, just stand and squat. I was starting to worry that something else was going to come out of there but I was saved.

Well, it’s pretty dang cold outside so I can’t walk with her all the way to the car half nude and I can’t leave the garbage because they’ll send the building supervisors after me and those people are SCARY! So I brought the car around right in front of the door so it’s a quick shot and warned the kids before I left not to leave the Primary room.

I know, I’m stupid.

I found them running around the Chapel, sliding down the hand rails up to the stand and talking to a very nice lady who was practicing on the organ!

I could have peed myself!

After a couple laps around the chapel and a few swats later here I am, at home and my children lovingly said that they would stay in their beds for a nap time because heaven knows they need one.

(I said nudity several times in this post, hello pervy googlers.)