I sent my three year old into his room to get dressed for bed. This is what I overheard.
In a baby voice, “Oh no, my penis is missing!”
In a daddy voice, “It’s okay sweetheart. We’ll just get you a new one.”
Where do you get a new penis? Is there an aisle in Wal-Mart where you can replace your sons missing penis? How do you lose a penis?
So many questions.
You do realize because of this post you are going to get huge hits from the perv community.
Just to go along… would that be the same isle you find the perky boobs cause if your making a trip.
LoL.. I feel like I walked into the wrong part of a conversation! I, too, have so many questions!