I had the chance to sit down and do an interview with the most entertaining three year old in my house. He has many talents and hobbies and in this interview we get to hear about his battles with bad guys, his trips into imaginary lands and his plans for the future.
Once the interview was [...]
Generally I have fast potty breaks. I don’t dilly-dally or fart around. (pun definitely intended.) For some reason my kids choose the most inconvenient times to need something from me. Like when I’m on the phone with someone or when I’m in the bathroom. In the 2 minutes that I was in the bathroom, including [...]
The setting is in my van while on the way to church. I am putting on my make up, turning a corner and thanking the children for having put on their seat belts without being asked. They were probably worried their mother would run into a tree while applying eye liner.
Jason: I’m going to try [...]
I play a game with David that I remember my mom playing with us when we were little and our attention spans were nonexistent. Here’s how the game works. If you’re trying to do something that requires your little person to be still, like putting shoes and coats on or when you’re buckling the seat [...]
Setting:
Driving to church in a van full of adorable children and a loving couple. Early morning on a Sunday.
Cast:
David – 2 year old boy
Mom – Super hot woman, highly intelligent and witty.
Script:
David: Mom, stop the van! I dropped my whiskers!
Mom: What? What did you drop honey?
David: I dropped my whiskers! STOP THE VAN RIGHT NOW!
Mom: [...]
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